I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania. (Named Kate)
  • 8oo:

    i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

    (via crystallized-teardrops)

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  • recreating-paradise:

    My love is unconditional but please don’t take me for granted.

    (via stand)

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  • Things I Say While I'm Driving

    • Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
    • Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
    • Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
    • Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
    • Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
    • Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
    • Me: /dinosaur screams/
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  • (Source: fuzzy-pony, via sylphofgay)

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  • (Source: thekatie, via encourage)

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  • kookie667:

    Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

    (via cringing)

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  • tiddly-pom:

    insert-ideal-url-here:

    digieggofbooty:

    cowgirltits:

    daunt:

    bro-bots:

    fabledquill:

    this is

    the cutest thing ever

    it would be cuter if i could pronounce it

    where are the vowels

    what do the welsh do with vowels? D:

    They gave them to Hawaii.

    Alright you wanna know what?

    Welsh language is RIDICULOUS

    We don’t even have the fucking letter X. Half our words are just the english word misspelled.

    Taxi? No no you mean tacsi.

    Ambulance? Wrong it’s ambiwlans.

    The other half of our words are just ridiculous.

    Computer is fucking cyfriddiadur. Try and fucking say that i dare you and i promise you’ll say it wrong because Welsh is fucking ridiculous.

    You know the letter d? Yeah we have that. But we also have the letter dd.

    D AND DD ARE TWO SEPARATE LETTERS WHAT THE FUCK

    AND FUCKING NUMBERS OH MY GOD

    1 is un

    2 is dau

    3 is fucking tri what are we irish?

    4 is pedwar

    5 is pump. Pronounced pimp ffs

    6 is fucking chwech what the fuck

    7 is saith

    8 is wyth what the fuck

    9 is naw

    10 is deg

    WANN KNOW WHAT 11 IS?

    FUCKING UN DEG UN

    IT FUCKING TRANSLATES TO ONE TEN ONE

    20 IS DAU DEG WHICH IS TWO TEN

    21 IS DAU DEG UN WHICH IS TWO TEN ONE

    And fucking colours man

    fucking colours

    Pink is just pinc

    WHITE IS FUCKING BLANC

    DONT FUCKING TRUST THE WELSH WE’LL CONFUSE YOU WITH OUR LANGUAGE AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOURE DISTRACTED

    AND FUCK YOUR SHEEP WHILE YOU’RE DISTRACTED.

    the welsh for jellyfish is pysgod wibbly wobbly i kid you not

    (via sylphofgay)

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  • (Source: moonmonkey, via sinkingshits)

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  • pomethedoge:

    deadlydinos:

    youarenotyou:

    lnfamy:

    i never knew friendzoning boys was as easy as saying thanks im gonna use my manners more

    further evidence that straight boys think compliments are magic words that are supposed to make women immediately strip naked 

    What’s the appropriate, non-friendzoning response?

    "You look pretty today."

    "Okay, fine, I’ll suck your dick."

    when will  straight boys stop

    (via sylphofgay)

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  • illkim:

    Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly

    Me:

    image

    (Source: illkim, via alltoojb)

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  • thatdudeemu:

    Remember drink water eat fruit and stay positive

    (via alltoojb)

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  • boyfurriend:

    artists who can draw anime characters realistically are to be feared and highly respected

    (via sylphofgay)

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  • livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

    secretlymisha:

    that’s literally not even funny jensen

    (Source: jensenacklesmishacollins, via jumbolayta)

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  • spookemoij:

    What if a pregnancy test just said:
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    (via youfh)

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  • breakinq:

    following back tons

    (Source: lullaby-suicide, via youfh)

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